Paperback Writer

[00:12.63]Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book? [00:15.24]It took me years to write, will you take a look? [00:18.61]Based on a novel by a man named Lear [00:21.67]And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer, [00:27.09]Paperback writer. [00:31.10]Its the dirty story of a dirty man [00:33.56]And his clinging wife doesnt understand. [00:37.00]His son is working for the Daily Mail, [00:39.78]Its a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer, [00:45.38]Paperback writer. [00:49.61]Paperback writer [01:01.23]Its a thousand pages, give or take a few, [01:04.30]Ill be writing more in a week or two. [01:07.41]I can make it longer if you like the style, [01:10.48]I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer, [01:15.96]Paperback writer. [01:19.90]If you really like it you can have the rights, [01:22.50]It could make a million for you overnight. [01:25.55]If you must return it, you can send it here [01:28.60]But I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer, [01:34.14]Paperback writer. [01:38.57]Paperback writer [01:51.00]Paperback writer - paperback writer [01:57.15]Paperback writer - paperback writer